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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Leasing vs. Purchasing

In today's economic environment, everyone is examining their financial situation closely. The American dollar sunk to a new low today, so we must choose our investments wisely. Sir Tigger of Kidd shares with us today the age old argument of "Leasing vs. Purchasing". You do the math!

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

Sir Hook the Mathematician of Warrick

Monday, July 14, 2008

Semantically Speaking

Lucky Knight that I am, working in the field of Signwriting, and historical art design, I continually come in contact with the English language in terms of its etymology, and I am constantly surprised and amused at the altered meaning of familiar words, and am always thrilled when some dark corner of history is illuminated, by a simple phrase or word we use in everyday conversation...

In a recent KMSA blog about Black armour... I noted they tested out the armour by firing crossbows at it, and the resulting dents the "Bullet Points" were much prized when trying to sell the item, as proof of its thickness. "Bullet Proof"

The other day a friend wrote me wondering what Grog was, and I was pleased not only to note that it was a potent mixture of (usually) rum and water used in the Navy rations... but where the term Groggy...ie: staggering around in a daze...comes from.

Drinking has always thrown up neat words for being drunk, Tiddly is a word used for being a little bit tipsy, and comes from the word Tiddlywink, an unlicensed public house, usually a small shed attached to a farm or cottage where beer or cider was brewed.

Other little gems you might want to impress your friends with over an ale later...(but don't
Pontificate as that is something only a Pope or Pontif could decree) are :

Sham, which in the 17th century, was a set of false (clean) sleeves fitted over a dirty shirt, or indeed a set of fancy sleeves fitted over a plain shirt.

A Bible was really a name for any small book in Scotland from 1300 to 1700.

To Croon was originally a word to describe the bellowing of a disquiet ox, which I'm sure Bing Crosby would be thrilled to hear.

Ouch, was a blow given by a Boars tusk, from the French for notch (oche).

Thrilling started out as piercingly cold.

Posthumous meant that you were born after your father died, and while we are on that subject, Fornicate means vaulted like an oven or furnace, an Archway, and came into use because Roman brothels were situated in subterranean vaulted parts of the building.

Manure has come to mean dung et al, but its original Tudor meaning was to "Cultivate the Mind ", and the term Smart-Money was not being clever, but really another word for a fine and designed to punish you by making you Smart, or in conning terms Sting.

I couldn't end this piece without a flourish....a bit of Panache, a suitably Knightly word, where a knight who was full of himself with pride would decorate his fighting helmet with a
panache, which was an upright colored plume or bunch of feathers, from the Latin penna, which is where we also get the word Pennant.

Sir Dayvd ( Words Worth ) of Oxfordshire

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Survey Says!

The results are in for the latest Knights of Moleskine, Spirit and Ale survey. The survey says:

What is your Spirituality?

50% Protestant

25% Catholic

25% No Formal Believe











How often do you journal?

40% More than 7 times a week

20% 5 to 7 times a week

20% 3 to 5 times a week

20% 1 to 3 times a week




How often do you drink?

66% 1 to 3 times per week

16% 3 to 5 times per week

16% 5 to times per week














What it is your age?

75% are between 35 and 54

25% are between 55 and 70


Here's to celebrating another example of Unity through Diversity!

Sir Hook the Catholic, Part Time Journaling, Drunken Fifty Something of Warrick