The Legs that Launched a Dwarf

What happened when the world's smallest man met the woman with the longest legs?

To boldly go where no dwarf has gone before...beam me up Scotty!

Sir Hook the Curious Treckie of Warrick

Palin vs. Wells: Decision 2008

Just to make my point about how ridiculous it is to compare Palin to Obama, since it's really McCain and Obama, I decided to take the email chart that has been floating around the Internet that compares Palin to Obama and insert myself into Obama's place. The results were very surprising. It appears that in fact, I might be more qualified than all of them! So the scary question is, if this is how we decide who will lead the free world, then do you think I'm qualified for the job? I'll let you decide!

Sir Hook the Experienced Candidate of Warrick

Palin vs. Wells Comparison Chart

Get Out and VOTE!

Now here's an election that we should all get involved with: St. Pauli Girl beer kicks off Oktoberfest by looking for its next St. Pauli Girl spokesmodel. And NO, Sarah Palin is not in this race!

Fans can visit maxim.com/stpaulgirl to peruse preliminary photo shoots of four finalists: Tara Rice of Valencia, Calif., Brooke Long of Chino Hills, Calif., Katrina Van Derham of Slovakia and Jessica Hall of Quartz Hill, Calif. Ballots will be counted through Nov. 10. Successor to the reigning St. Pauli Girl, Irina Voronina, will be announced in January.

“Each year, thousands of aspiring models and actresses compete for the title of national St. Pauli Girl and this year we’re involving fans of the beer more than ever, making the fans a part of the St. Paul Girl tradition,” said Tom Willett, brand manager with Crown Imports, Chicago, which handles the German brew.

Get out the vote!

Sir Bowie of Greenbriar