On a lighter note, to show where a man's brain really resides, organized Hockey required the wearing of a Protective Cup as early as 1879. For those who never had the privilege of wearing said device...we in the adolescent sports world referred to them as "Ball Bras"!
It took 100 years for Hockey to require the use of a helmet to protect the head, when the league required all new players to wear a helmet starting in 1979. At least men know their priorities!
So, if you need to wear a helmet, a protective device (real or imaginary) to get through life, at least make it a fun one, like a Beer Helmet...
...or put on a smile and shine a light on a brilliant idea!
Sir Hook the Cup Wearing, Head Exposed Lover of Life of Warrick