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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Pizza + Beer + Viagra = Royal Wedding


In case you've been absent, or absent minded, of late...there's this huge event happening in England next Friday that has every body talking about dysfunctional families, royalty, lust and how to make a quick Buck off BUCKingham Palace!


Yes, my fellow Anglophile friends, it's time tip back a few pints, call in sick and fantasize about what it's like to be the focus of the world for one day.  Or, if you're an entrepreneur, it's time to figure out how to Capitalize in a Capitalist society!




Let's start with Pizza.  Pappa John's, based up river from us in Louisville, has authorized their British operations to make and deliver a Kate and William pizza.  Now you can literally eat, or eat out with, the Royal Couple.  Perfect for the cannibals amongst us, or if your anti-royal, you can eat the pizza and deposit royalty in the shitter, where you think they belong.  Not many can say they ate out a Princess, or shat a Prince!




Of course, nothing goes better with pizza than beer!  There are tons of special beers and ales being brewed in Britain for this occasion; however, there is one in particular that we took note of..."Royal Virility Performance", brewed by BrewDog.


What makes RVP so special is that it is laced with Viagra!  That's right...drink three of these BrewDog Puppies and you'll have a Royal Chubby before you know it!  Their slogan on the bottle states, "Arise Prince Willy!"


The brewery also shares, "A beer should be brewed with a purpose, not just because some toffs are getting married, so we created something at our brewery that will undermine those special-edition beers and other assorted seaside tat, whilst at the same time actually give the happy couple something extra on their big day."  Click Here To Read Full Article




So there you have it...save the date...order your pizza...drink your Viagra laced beer...and name your Chubby, Willie...whilst you ravage the lass next to you...who on this special day shall be named...KATE!


Cheers!
Sir Hook the RVP Patron of Warrick




1 comment:

  1. We have given up cable and thus our exposure to all thing Royal Wedding has been extremely limited. I have missed SNL. I have missed The Daily Show. But I have not missed the coverage preceding the 'big event' one little bit. Lady T (Kate for the day) of Netflix

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