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I'm drawing a blank...

...well, not actually, since I don't know how to draw a blank. Come to think about it, I've never seen an actually blank? Unless, you count all the blank 22 cartridges I fired off when I was a teenager into the woods behind my house. I killed many imaginary enemies with my blanks! Of course, I've never shot a blank when it comes to sex. Lucky me! So, why am I drawing a blank?

Sir Hook of Drawing a Blank of Warrick

Einstein's Theory of Relativity

So what does this have to do with Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Simple math really, the more gas you burn the less cash you have...or...
E=wf2. Yes, E means we've been f'ckd twice. We have an empty wallet and a not quit full gas tank.

However you look at it, paying for gas has become a pain in the ass. Or in my case, my front right pocket where I keep my credit cards.

Less we whine on forever; I have been reminded by Sir Dayvd of Oxfordshire that we Americans have enjoyed low gas prices for decades. In fact, in England they are paying close to $10 per gallon. So Colonist, suck it up, ride your bikes, take a walk, or just stay home and tell you grand kids how you remember when you could buy gas for 35 cents a gallon. Of course, as I remember it, my wallet still remained empty. Oh well, everything is relative.

Sir Hook the Einstein of Warrick

Time Again for Husband of the Year Awards

Courtesy of Sir Dayvd of Oxfordshire, the official High Judge of this year's Husband of the Year Awards, we have our 1st Place winner: IRELAND. It's why we love the Irish so, they're True Romantics.















Coming in a close 2nd Place, we have Serbia. Now, they really know how to take care of their women there!


















Last, but certainly not least, our 3rd Place winner is where democracy was born and men would be men, especially with men, GREECE. This pictures just shouts "Come On Baby Light My Fire!"

Keep up the Good Work Husbands!

Sir Hook the Lover of Warrick