Does the Penis Make the Slug?

Knights...I've just been reading this report that scientists have observed a sea slug detaching and regrowing its penis.

I feel their ability to leave their genitals on the sea bed makes them 10 times less likely to act like an idiot and jump off a reef to impress another slug.

Let's face it, if human males develop the ability to grow a new member every few hours, we'd simply set fire to each other's...or leave them in people's drinks!

I'm putting forth a KCMSA theory that the sea slug evolved its disposable penis as a defense mechanism, as predators assumed anything willing to rip off its own genitals was going to put up quite a fight.

Sir D