Don't Choke Opportunity...

Boys, boys, boys.
If you can't beat 'em or choke 'em, use 'em! (see post below).

You have to think outside the General Tsao's Chicken takeout box:

Sir Bowie "Knights Take Over the World" of Greenbriar

If You Can't Beat Them...Choke Them

Along with Arms manufacturers and Dictators in third world countries, cigarette companies have long been on my long list of people who I wonder, "How the hell do they sleep at night".

It seems denied the wholesale advertising, and even the public shunning of cigarettes in the West, the marketing boys have moved on to new more lucrative pastures and the mass markets in the far East.

It is pretty common to seen uniform ad placement on participants in most sports and public events here, but it might come as a bit of a shock to see a group of kids walking to school with advertisements all over their uniforms.

In KunMing Province, China, that is exactly what you are likely to see, as around 525 students have been issued sharp new orange uniforms covered in advertisements

Students in Asia are required to wear school uniforms and it was obviously an opportunity companies like Vodafone, Shell, Ferrari, and cigarette company Marlboro, just couldn't pass on.

The parents were shocked to see that their children now looked like they were part of a Motor racing pit crew, but in China there is little the parents can say or do about the situation.

As a logo designer myself... I have to be aware that even I have played my part in the past, to promote all sort of carcinogenic products (and you'll note that I use the phrase 'in the past') and while I know that China itself is doing its bit to choke the world with coal fired powerstations, in a bid to catch the rest of the world up industrially, I still feel its a great shame when a relatively clean living, healthy eating, fit nation (sure, oppressed internally nation too) like China is polluted through their kids with our toxic trash in return.

Sir D (who drinks a beer to help him sleep at night) of O

St. David's Day

Today is an official KMSA Feast Day, the Feast of St. David of Wales. Seeing how it is fitting that the three Founding Father's were all named David as their mother's pushed them into this strange and wonderful world...The Feast of Saint David is another logical choice to hoist a tankard or two today in honor of all the Knights and Ladies of the Realm!

Saint David of Wales, not to be confused with David of Wells (Believe me, I'm no Saint!), was a Welsh noble man who led the British Isles in combating the pagan influences of the northern invaders (read...kilt wearing, Scotch drinking Celts in the lineage of Fat Bastard) during the 5th century.

Some may bargue that keeping Christianity dominate in the British Isles was not such a good thing. Some may also bargue that the British Isles is currently not Christian enough. Regardless of which side of Hadrian's Wall you come from, you must admit that anyone who can speak the tongues of all the tribes of Britain while the ground rises under his feet is a pretty impressive character.

So, join the David's, or Dayvd's, and raise a pint or two today to the KMSA!

Sir Hook the Secular Saint David of Wells of Warrick