Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greenest of us all? This has been the mantra for quite a few Knights and Ladies as we celebrate the beginning of the great month of March. Personally, I prefer being green with envy or from too much cheap green beer during the month-long feast leading up to St. Patrick's Day; however, a nasty viral bug has been flying around our camps as of late, spreading its various gifts of green body fluids.
But do not fear, for a true Knight of Moleskine, Spirit and Ale takes advantage of these situations. How? Use this feverish time to write that truly insane but wonderful book you keep talking about. Blurt out all your dreams and fantasies and so if they don't happen every one will just blame it on you being "sick". Most importantly, keep drinking fluids. Remember, water is a main ingredient of Beer! So even if you're green, wear your green with pride! You just might get away with the impossible!
Sir Hock "the green flem gobbler" of Warrick
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