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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A KMSA Public Service Announcement



As Ben Franklin said:  "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E coli), bacteria found in feces. 
 

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:  Water = Poop....Wine & Beer = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!  

This has been a public service announcement from the Knights of Moleskine, Spirit and Ale Ministry of Health.

Sir Hook Who's Keeping His Water Purified of Warrick

2 comments:

  1. I'll drink to that...

    nothing like having your vices endorsed by science. :))


    D@O

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  2. Thank you for sharing the knowledge!

    Makes the water bottle that I guzzle down each day seem... ugh

    more beer for me, less for everyone else!

    Lady Suzanne of Greenbriar

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