Seems that we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. Sir Lance of Brentwood, when not working, must watch way too much Dr. Phil. Here's a message he sent me this morning:
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of Inner Peace
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Okay, so I know that Sir Lance knows better. And, in reality, he finds inner peace being with family, hiking around Amicalola Mountain, playing golf, purchasing very expensive and cool gifts for his favorite brother-in-law...
But, the advice of 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished' sounds sound. Thanks for the reminder!
Sir Bowie of Greenbriar