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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Christian Ministers Support Every Knight's Fantasy (Possibly a Few Ladies as Well!)

Usually when I attend Church I hear things proclaimed from the pulpit that I agree with and disagree with.  As of late, the separation of Church and State has decided to have an affair with each other and the results are horrid; like, a South Carolina priest who told his congregation that if they voted for Obama they couldn't receive communion, and if they did they would be going to hell.  Unbelievable!  He would do well with the Taliban.

But here's a spiritual message that we can all sink our teeth, or any other part of our body into, with "con mucho gusto"...HAVE SEX EVERYDAY FOR 7 DAYS!!!

According to an AP report on November, 12th, a pastor of a mega-church in  Fort Worth, Texas, says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon tomorrow to have sex for seven straight days-and he plans to practice what he preaches.  (I bet!)

Young, 47, said he believes society promotes promiscuity and he wants to reclaim sex for married couples.  Sex should be a nurturing, spiritual act that strengthens marriages, he said.  (I agree!)

"God says sex should be between a married man and a woman," Young said. (Interesting the "a" here, could legally be interpreted a married man and any woman.  As Bill Clinton would say, "It depends on what your definition of "a" is?)  "I think it's one of the greatest things you can do for your kids because so goes the marriage, so goes the family."

Earlier this year, a southwest Florida pastor, perhaps having more faith in his congregant's stamina, issued a 30-day sex challenge.

Of course, being Catholic, I would propose a 40 days and 40 nights sexual vigil twice a year for Lent and Advent.  Now that's stamina!

How BIG is your faith?

Sir Hook Who's Hanging on a Prayer of Warrick


  1. Sex for married folk eh? ... i see nothing in the small print there that says the participants have to be married to each other..

    Anyway it vastly amuses me how you married guys have to lobby for more action...:)) 7 nights...30 nights... yeah right I can see all the Lady's hands shooting up for that one... like turkeys voting for Thanksgiving...

    Face it guys, its once every six weeks and once on your birthday, if you haven't drunk too much beer... Get used to it.

    And Hookster...i now don't want to hear about your Quotient in rebuttal LOL... as the Freedom of Too-Much-Information Act hasn't yet been passed.

    Rule # 5 of the Married Man Guide; Take a cold shower and go have a beer, you'll get over it...

    Sir Dayvd ( the footloose ) of Oxfordshire.

  2. Sir D knows me too well it seems, because I was ready to give you my Quotient, but alas, I will honor that the Freedom of Too-Much Information Act hasn't been made law.

    I will say; however, that I'm glad to report that I can beat every 6 weeks. so, we'll leave it at that!

    Lady Allwinky responded to this story more like Sir D's comment, something like, "In your dreams Dave!" But she did follow it up quickly with, "But I'm glad you're dreaming about me!"

    That statement, a cold beer and perhaps a cold shower is all this errant Knight needs to remain happy!

    Now, it's time to greet the brother Knights and Ladies at McGrath's, the Holy Grail of our esteemed order! I'll make sure to make an entry in the "official" KMSA journal behind the bar!


    Sir Hook the McGlad I'm McDrinking at McGrath's Tonight of Warrick

  3. Yes Hooky...As I thought, you'll find that Lady Allwinky is the majority opinion amongst Married women... even amongst ladies this side of the pond... as one married lass of our drinking milleu said tonight in the Chequers Bar in town... when broached on the subject... " only a Guy would come up with such an idea...and anyway " she continued "...i'd just settle for one time, DONE PROPERLY"

    To which eight other women agreed and raised their glasses.

    So how's Harrisburg this fine night...?

    D of O

  4. I really don't think any should sell short the power of positive thinking, after all, you have to think you can before you might.

    Sir Richard (the Norman Vincent Peele) of Windsor.

  5. We have a "Broad" consensus with Harrisburg too! Shut down McGrath's at 2am, getting our Coat of Arms and Motto hung, recruited 3 new members and planning a KMSA reunion next year! Now, back to bed!

  6. ummmmmmmm again I don't kiss and tell, but if I did I would have a story for you often...and that's all I'll say since I know my big brother Lance also is a Knight who reads this blog
    I don't want him winking at Sir Bowie over Christmas ale!

    Lady Suzanne of Greenbriar who is having a wonderful weekend with her Knight
    we're off to Ferdinand on a sunny Sunday to visit the Christkindmarkt
    (or however the Germans spell it)