There are; however, other Americans who see the right to vote as a sacred-naked honor. Like these nudist from Land-O-Lakes, Florida. Yes, they make butter there, but I don't want to know how! Here's their bargument as published by the AP.
LAND O' LAKES, Fla. (AP) - A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to establish the first clothing-optional polling site. The Caliente Resorts, located in Pasco County north of Tampa, has approached election officials about the idea.
Nothing in state law would prohibit it, but the supervisor of elections says he is opposed to creating any new precincts before redistricting in 2010.
This brings a whole new meaning to the concept of "Polls". You would have to be very careful about which "lever" you pull. And speaking of hanging "Chads", I bet there are a few of those there! Can't you just see a desperate candidate agreeing to "stump" there?! Perhaps this is the concept of democracy that we need to bring to the Middle-East. I'm sure the Taliban would receive nude voting with open minds!
I personally don't have a problem with it, but its like my son observed when I took him to a nude beach on St. Marteen, "Dad, how come the only people who are nude are ugly?" That's when I proceeded to tell him about the rules of the nude beach. Rule #1 being, don't walk around on a nude beach smoking a cigar if it's bigger than your johnson.
Oh well, enough of this mindless chatter. It's time to vote for a half-breed, black man with a Muslim name for President!
Sir Hook I Would Vote in the Nude Today But It's Too Damn Cold of Warrick